Our Mission & Vision

We want to help connect people to smell in the Metaverse

At the Church of Nostrology, our goal is to ensure that every living creature should have the right to smell, both tangibly and intangibly. Founded in the aptly titled MacGillycuddy Reeks of Kerry in Ireland, the Priory of Nostros was created by two brothers steeped in the world of metaphysics and general nonsense, who were inspired by the prophecies of Nostrildamus to dedicate their silliness to a just and noble cause. Since its foundation, the church has grown a loyal and devoted following of nostriled disciples who share their honourable vision and help to spread the pungent aromas of their creations to the metaverse. In an age where many mourn the death of common sense, we at the Church of Nostrology instead seek to celebrate its life for what it was, through the varied and vast creation of scents and nonscents alike, so that you too can revel in the digital existence of nose fungible tokens. Our team of dedicated chancers believe that actuality is a stain on reality, and are committed to the creation of an augmented reality where everyone should have the right to identify as smelling whatever they want, irrespective of whether those smells exist or not.

The long term goal of our Archdeacons is to prey upon the innate gullibility of other people in order to make enough money to buy land to plant a forest in which they might build a cottage, preferably one with a shrubbery in the front garden, (with a little path running down the middle), a fireplace that will keep them warm when it’s cold outside, and a general sense of comfort to live out their days in the objective world around them. To join them in this noble and honourable quest, all you have to do is buy the scents and nonscents for huge amounts of money, and they’ll look after the rest. Don’t delay, smell today.

Novos Ordo Septo.

*The church of Nostrology has no intention of actually creating anything that smells, and will not be held accountable for your NFT lacking an actual aroma. At no point do we intend to actually create the smells, unless of course we make millions, at which point we might, just for a laugh, but even then, we doubt it.